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Comment by Maree Webster on July 25, 2012 at 11:41pm

A married man was having an affair with his secretary. One day, their passions overcame them and they took off for her house, where they made passionate love all afternoon. Exhausted from the wild sex, they fell asleep, awakening around 8:00 pm. As the man threw on his clothes, he told the woman to take his shoes outside and rub them through the grass and dirt. Mystified, she nonetheless complied. He slipped into his shoes and drove home.

"Where have you been?" demanded his wife when he entered the house.

"Darling, I can't lie to you. I've been having an affair with my secretary and we've been having sex all afternoon. I fell asleep and didn't wake up until eight o'clock."

The wife glanced down at his shoes and said, "You lying bastard! You've been playing golf!".

Comment by Richard Knoggin on July 24, 2012 at 6:57pm

Friend of mine brought over some home made venison jerky. we offered a piece to the Hottie next door, as she's chewing he says"guess what kind of meat it is" She shrugged... he say's it's what yer mom calls yer dad every morning. she spit all over us and screamed in horror "It's ASSHOLE!!!?!?!"

Comment by Richard Knoggin on July 23, 2012 at 12:36pm

Why did the Cave man drag his Cave woman home by her hair??? Cuz if he drug her by her feet her pussy would fill with dirt.

Comment by Richard Knoggin on July 22, 2012 at 9:15pm

  I think I know these guyz...

Comment by Richard Knoggin on July 22, 2012 at 4:43pm

Shut up ya brat! bahaha!!!

Comment by Crystal Pistol on January 4, 2012 at 7:13am

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Comment by warrigal(wild dog) on October 24, 2011 at 6:01am

YES, of course I am going to sniff it, I can't help it if my nose is cold

Comment by warrigal(wild dog) on October 24, 2011 at 5:58am

Comment by warrigal(wild dog) on October 24, 2011 at 3:43am

had me go'n' there for a moment Pebbles

Comment by Pebbles on October 24, 2011 at 1:26am

your so sexy you drive me insane. i love you so much my heart is in pain. your sexy voice puts me to slumber. Awh SHIT wrong number

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