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Comment by Munkey on September 26, 2011 at 6:27am

Dumb blonde,Smart blonde &Santa are walking down the street,they find $20.Who picks it up? there's no such thing as Santa or a smart blonde!

Comment by Thomas Gordon on July 30, 2011 at 2:52pm

Just out of curiosity...are there any limits on what the jokes can be about or say??

Comment by BamaBoomer on May 10, 2011 at 5:21am

What's that noise? Sun up to sun down, a constand buzzing noise coming from the woods. It's loud and kinda annoying if you're sitting outside. It's the sound of millions of cicadas. These bugs, Brood XIX, emerge every 13 years. The noise you hear is the male cicadas calling to the females. I guess if you only have sex every 13 years, you would make alot of noise too... LMAO

Comment by Easyrider105 on May 2, 2011 at 7:08pm

Always up for a laugh. 

Comment by BamaBoomer on March 10, 2011 at 12:50am

Do y'all know they sell Viagra at Wal-Mart now ? It's right next to the fix-a-flat.

Comment by Curt Montague on February 18, 2011 at 4:44pm

An old country preacher had a teenage son and it was getting time the boy
should give some thought to choosing a profession. Like many young Men his
age, the boy didn't really know what he wanted to do, and he didn't seem too
concerned about it. One day, while the boy was away at school, his father
decided to try an experiment. He went into the boy's room and placed on his
study table four objects....


1. A Bible...

2. A silver dollar...

3. A bottle of whisky...

4. And a Playboy magazine.


'I'll just hide behind the door,' the old preacher said to himself. 'When he
comes home from school today, I'll see which object he picks up.

If it's the Bible, he's going to be a preacher like me, and what a blessing
that would be!

If he picks up the dollar, he's going to be a business man, and that would
be okay, too.

But if he picks up the bottle, he's going to be a no-good drunken bum, and
Lord, what a shame that would be.

And worst of all if he picks up that magazine he's going to be a
skirt-chasing womanizer.'

The old man waited anxiously, and soon heard his son's footsteps as he
entered the house whistling and headed for his room.

The boy tossed his books on the bed, and as he turned to leave the room he
spotted the objects on the table.

With curiosity in his eye, he walked over to inspect them. Finally, he
picked up the Bible and placed it under his arm. He picked up the silver
dollar and dropped into his pocket. He uncorked the bottle and took a big
drink, while he admired this month's centerfold.

'Lord have mercy,' the old preacher disgustedly whispered.

'He's gonna run for Congress.'

Comment by BamaBoomer on February 18, 2011 at 4:31pm

A Sheriff in a small town in Texas walks out in the street and sees a blond haired cowboy coming toward him with nothing on but his cowboy hat, his gun and his boots. He arrests him for indecent exposure.
 
As he is locking him up, he asks 'Why in the world are you walking around like this?'
The cowboy says, 'Well it's like this Sheriff .... I was in this bar down the road and this pretty little red head asks me to go out to her motor home with her. So I did. We go inside and she pulls off her top and asks me to pull off my shirt...
So I did. 
Then she pulls off her skirt and asks me to pull off my pants... So I did.
Then she pulls off her panties and asks me to pull off my shorts....so I did.
Then she gets on the bed and looks at me kind of sexy and says, 'Now go to town cowboy.. '

'And here I am.'
 
Son of a Gun. Blonde Men do exist

Comment by Curt Montague on January 25, 2011 at 1:02pm

Grandma is eighty-eight years old and still drives her own car. She writes:
Dear Grand-daughter,
The other day I went up to our local Christian book store and saw a 'Honk if you love Jesus' bumper sticker.

I was feeling particularly sassy that day because I had just come from a thrilling choir performance, followed by a thunderous prayer meeting..

So, I bought the sticker and put it on my bumper.

Boy, am I glad I did; what an uplifting experience that followed.

I was stopped at a red light at a busy intersection, just lost in thought about the Lord and how good he is, and I didn't notice that the light had changed.

It is a good thing someone else loves Jesus because if he hadn't honked, I'd never have noticed.

I found that lots of people love Jesus!

While I was sitting there, the guy behind started honking like crazy, and then he leaned out of his window and screamed, 'For the love of God!'

'Go! Go! Go! Jesus Christ, GO!'

What an exuberant cheerleader he was for Jesus!

Everyone started honking!

I just leaned out my window and started waving and smiling at all those loving people.

I even honked my horn a few times to share in the love!

There must have been a man from Florida back there because I heard him yelling something about a sunny beach..

I saw another guy waving in a funny way with only his middle finger stuck up in the air.

I asked my young teenage grandson in the back seat what that meant.

He said it was probably a Hawaiian good luck sign or something.

Well, I have never met anyone from Hawaii , so I leaned out the window and gave him the good luck sign right back.

My grandson burst out laughing.

Why even he was enjoying this religious experience!!

A couple of the people were so caught up in the joy of the moment that they got out of their cars and started walking towards me.

I bet they wanted to pray or ask what church I attended, but this is when I noticed the light had changed.

So, grinning, I waved at all my brothers and sisters, and drove on through the intersection.

I noticed that I was the only car that got through the intersection before the light changed again and felt kind of sad that I had to leave them after all the love we had shared.

So I slowed the car down, leaned out the window and gave them all the Hawaiian good luck sign one last time as I drove away. Praise the Lord for such wonderful folks!!

Will write again soon,

Love, Grandma

Comment by Kemosobe on January 22, 2011 at 11:57am

If you feel compelled to show off your gals new nipple piercings to your buddys, then you're bikertrash. By:Kemosobe

If you have a shirt that has the words "Biker" and "Bitch" together anywhere on it, Then, YES, you're bikertrash. By:Kemosobe

Comment by Kemosobe on January 21, 2011 at 7:56pm

You ARE Biker trash if.....

Your bikertrash if... your entertainment system includes a stripper pole in the living room.
By:Kemosobe

Your bikertrash if...you complement your buddy's gal by offering her a chance to earn titty beads.
By:Kemosobe

Your bikertrash if...bragging rights is determined by who has been stopped by the police the most.

Your bikertrash if...a serious break up with your old lady involves you passing her off to a friend.
By:Kemosobe

Your bikertrash if...you try to configure seating on your bike for a three-some. By:Kemosobe

Your bikertrash if...you can sit on the livingroom couch, watch Sponge Bob, and adjust your break cables. By:Kemosobe

Your bikertrash if...you stop changing your own oil because you found a shop close to a bar.
By:Kemosobe

Your bikerstrash if...you look for your new girlfriend going strickly by bra size.
By:Kemosobe

Your bikertrash if...you give driving directions using biker bars as land marks. By:Kemosobe

Your bikertrash if...you consider all your spare bike parts as a custom. By:Kemosobe

Your bikertrash if ...a true value meal can only happen during happy hour when drinks are cheap. By:Kemosobe

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