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Comment by Kemosobe on March 12, 2012 at 3:43pm

Kemosobe's Bedroom Definitions Gynecologist- Someone who spreds old wives tails. (Thanks Biggie) When a gals goes to see the gynecologist, who really gets to see who?

Kemosobe's Bedroom Definitions Sperm Count- Well it's amazing how far modern medical science has gone. It's a marvel that they can tell which sperms can count. I always thought that the one that finds the egg is the one that counts.

Kemosobe's Bedroom Definitions Insight- Wisdom, ESP type of clairvoyance, great life experience, all give us insight. In the bedroom, when she bends over and spreds 'em, you get great "end sight".

Comment by Kemosobe on March 6, 2012 at 9:51pm

Kemosobe's Bedroom Definitions Clitty Litter- The white stuff in panty hose.  Thanks Biggie.

Kemosobe's Bedroom Definitions Heavy Duty- "BOING", Ready for duty! In the bedroom having something that's heavy duty in your pants, doesn't smell like having a heavy doodie in your pants.

Comment by Kemosobe on March 2, 2012 at 3:51am

Kemosobe's Bedroom Definitions Honked Off- My horn must be honking all the time, as horny as I am.

Kemosobe's Bedroom Definitions Hummer- Having a talented lady hum Dixie is more satisfying than having her just whistling Dixie.

Kemosobe's Bedroom Definitions Honor- Every ladies wish is to be loved, honored, and cherished. Getting "on her" is the easiest vow for us guys to keep.

Kemosobe's Bedroom Definitions Interstate- The state of foreplay that she is ready to be entered.

Kemosobe's Bedroom Definitions Butter- If you get tired of doing her in the front, then butt her.

Kemosobe's Bedroom Definitions Gayla Event- Not in my bedroom!

Kemosobe's Bedroom Definitions Do not enter sign- These signs are littered all over the highways and byways. In the bedroom, if you smell something fishy, there's your sign.

Kemosobe's Bedroom Definitions Haystack- I'll always stop to say hey to any gal that has a nice stack.

Kemosobe's Bedroom Definitions Stubborn- Even if he was born stubby, be a nice gal and rub it in.

Kemosobe's Bedroom Definitions It's in the can.- That's what she says when you hit the wrong hole.

Comment by Kemosobe on February 28, 2012 at 9:25pm

Kemosobe's Bedroom Definitions Us guys,"Thinking with our dicks."Hold that thought. I think long and hard when I'm deep in thought.

Kemosobe's Bedroom Definitions Pure Romanace Party- Who wants to cum to Kemosobe's Pure Romance Party? The climax of the party will be when to ladies get the toys Demo'ed. 

Comment by Kemosobe on February 28, 2012 at 9:24pm

Kemosobe's Bedroom Definitions Chicken- I know, taste like chicken, right? When my chicken gets choked, I bets it's finger licking good.

Kemosobe's Bedroom Definitions Over baring. The art of baring one's self over your partner. Stocking-$20, Lingerie-$100, Having her take it off above you- Priceless.

Kemosobe's Bedroom Definitions Leg up- If you see yellow snow by a fire hydrate, one of us guys lifted a leg up. Gals are at their best with both legs up.

Kemosobe's Bedroom Definitions Going Anal- Picture a guy pounding his chest like King Kong. He's going anal with his Ding Dong.

Kemosobe's Bedroom Definitions G spot- "G" stands for good. As in good luck finding it.

Kemosobe's Bedroom Definitions Ear Infucktion- What? I cunt quite finger you out. Cum again?

Comment by Kemosobe on February 28, 2012 at 9:22pm

Kemosobe's Bedroom Definitions Tunnel Vision- O.K. I'll take a look, but I'm running if I here a echo coming from there.

Kemosobe's Bedroom Definitions Tri Sexual- No matter what kinda sex, you can only try it once. Then it isn't trying it out anymore.

Kemosobe's Bedroom Definitions Out of Wack- When your arms get to tired to stroke it anymore.

Kemosobe's Bedroom Definitions Blindsided Projectory- That's when a Gentleman takes the time to aim, and his piss starts off at a funny angle to make it look like he is to blind to hit the broad side of the toilet.

Kemosobe's Bedroom Definitions Handcuffs- I'm not really going to give a definition for handcuffs. Funny how that word get attention though.

Kemosobe's Bedroom Definitions Safe Sex- Sex is usally safe at least 12 hours after eating chili-3-way. After a 3-way, eating chili is safe too.

Comment by Kemosobe on February 28, 2012 at 9:19pm

Kemosobe's Bedroom Definitions Joking Around-  Anything sexual that I say is to be considered only as a joke, unless you're as horny as I am. -Kemosobe

Kemosobe's Bedroom Definitions Apartment- What a couple does after sex when he pulls out.

Kemosobe's Bedroom Definitions Together- I love it when I get, to-get-her.

Kemosobe's Bedroom Definitions Weekday- When us guys are having a weak day, it's easy to talk us into sex.

Kemosobe's Bedroom Definitions Hummer- Hummer...........Heavy cummer. (My favorite three word poem.)

Kemosobe's Bedroom Definitions Cumbersome- The little sum of cum that leaks out when she stands up after sex.

Kemosobe's Bedroom Definitions Asphalt- What people ride bikes on. But in the bedroom, if you smell something funny, someone's ass is the fault.

Comment by Kemosobe on February 28, 2012 at 9:16pm

Kemosobe's Bedroom Definitions Undressing me with her eyes- After she uses her eyes to undress me, she can use her mouth to give me a big sloppy hug.

Kemosobe's Bedroom Definitions Mind of it's own- That's my defense! And I'm sticking to it. I sleep walk naked too.

Kemosobe's Bedroom Definitions Nut-N-Honey- I love nuttin' on my honey.

Kemosobe's Bedroom Definitions Cir-CUM-frence- I haven't thought up of a definition for this yet. I know there is a joke somewhere.

Kemosobe's Bedroom Definitions Pizza- Everybody wants some. I want some too. Everybody needs some. I need a pizza you.

Kemosobe's Bedroom Definitions Stuffing- We all know where turkeys get stuffed at. What do women do with all that stuff... all that stuff...all that stuff that's in their trunk.

Comment by Kemosobe on February 28, 2012 at 9:13pm

Kemosobe's Bedroom Definitions Window dressing-  Window dressing is kinda kinky and cool. Window undressing is even better.

Kemosobe's Bedroom Definitions Dead end- Time for Viagra.

Kemosobe's Bedroom Definitions Pay advance- I make advances all the time and never got paid.

Kemosobe's Bedroom Definitions It's  snowing down south- Youthism for your slip is showing. Now you know the meaning for snow removal.

Kemosobe's Bedroom Definitions Fresh- Means untainted when it comes to food. It means tainted when it comes to being slapped as many times as I have.

Kemosobe's Bedroom Definitions Comeback- That is a snappy comment to a witty remark. This can be sometimes done in the bedroom. But in the bedroom, pulling out just in time during doggy style is a comeback also.

Comment by Kemosobe on February 28, 2012 at 9:10pm

Kemosobe's Bedroom Definitions Cherry Sundaes- Actually Cherry Mondays thru Cherry Saturdays are great too.

Kemosobe's Bedroom Definitions Bedroom Games- Some games I'd like to see. Naked Twister, The Price is Right Tonight, Double Bed Chutes and Ladders, Under the blankets "Mother May I", Waist down Hockie Pockie, Stud Poke her.

Kemosobe's Bedroom Definitions Clothes line- The line of clothes on the floor leading to the bedroom when there is no need to waist time on foreplay.

Kemosobe's Bedroom Definitions Pitch In- I'll pitch into any lady who can choke up on the bat without gagging.

Kemosobe's Bedroom Definitions Hoodwinked- I don't have a definition for this because I'm circumcised.

Kemosobe's Bedroom Definitions Wall hanging- Actually doing it on the bed is easier, but I'm cool with doing it just about any way.

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