I am a biker chick. I love to wear leather. My designer clothing brand of choice is Harley-Davidson. Even in 90 degrees I will still have jeans and riding boots on. I like sexy lingerie and revealing clothes. I flash my tits and have one pierced. I have a tattoo above my ass and would have tons more if I could afford them. I smoke cigarettes. My hairdo is by Harley and it shows that I really ride. My husband is my old man and I am his old lady and it has nothing to do with age. I belong to him, and he belongs to me. Yet I have learned that by marrying a biker I am everyone’s wife and mother and we all take care of one another, even on the first meeting. I know I am always safe when I am with my sisters and brothers. I know that leather is the great equalizer. Behind the leather one will never know your credit score, bank account balance, educational level, living arrangements, or history with the law. I like live bands and drinking. I love to dance and sing even though I am not good at either. I like music from the 70’s and 80’s, rock, country, or pop. I love the open road and solitude of the ride. I like being with hundreds or thousands of other bikers at rallies. I like to be outdoors camping, or indoors at a corner bar. I enjoy parties, and raffles. I like greasy spoon restaurants, truck stops and mom and pop establishments. I can never eat enough pig roasts, corn on the cob, corned beef and eggs, or BBQ. I ride for charity and will always be there to help a downed brother or needy child. I am fiercely loyal to those who are close to me. I have more friends that I can count, but know I can always count on every one of them. I kiss and hug everyone each time I see them. We share the joys of the birth of a new baby and tears of a lost loved one. I have been to more funerals than anyone should ever have to attend. I have learned that loud pipes DO save lives and helmets don’t. I don’t always remember everyone’s name, and will know people for years by nothing more than their riding handle. I am a hard worker. I am patriotic, period. I am political and will always stand behind my beliefs. I believe in God, but not in religion. I am a wife, mother, grandmother, daughter and sister. I am a biker chick.
Queen Caliente’ (As seen in the October 2010 issue of Free Riders Press)
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